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Today's Mini Rant (and a side note)
Dear Author,

We are pleased to announce a new, free workshop aimed directly at people like you, writers of Harry Potter fanfiction. During this workshop you will learn amazing things, such as how to properly spell canon names, what a comma is used for and why they are necessary, and the basics of something called logic. Also offered will be a guided tour of the Harry Potter Lexicon website, plus a special session on how to create a bookmark in the browser of your choice.

This workshop will kick off with a rousing talk on why Harry is a 'parselmouth,' not a 'parseltongue' (which, incidentally, should be initial-capped and happens to be a language, like English, or French, or Italian).

Please go over the enclosed pamphlet and send in your registration today!

Insincerely,
Society for the Care and Bludgeoning of Members of the HPLA Society

Side Note: For some insane reason, Masks also suffered through the Great Editing Spree of 2007 and has been updated at both Grazhir and the Pit of Despair.