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Impressions
Okay, so I've finally watched the fifth Harry Potter movie. Rick and I screamed "Rape!" through most of it. But then, after having watched canon be brutally raped (repeatedly) during the third movie, one develops somewhat of a tolerance level for this sort of travesty.

Overall, my impression is "Meh." Not worthless, but not fantastic, either. I hated the supposed Black Family Tapestry, which is now crappy wallpaper, apparently. And I noticed how Narcissa was once again never shown, making me wonder who exactly will be picked for that role for the next, if at all, or if that plot point will be glossed over in a massive way.

Voldemort looked... dare I say it... geeky? I wonder, does he secretly carry a Mensa membership card in his pocket? And Grawp? Now come on, people. If that's a pureblood giant, and Hagrid is a halfblood, I don't even want to contemplate the union between Hagrid's parents. It's just too squicky. A human father... who wore a life preserver, perhaps, so as not to fall in? Eww.

Anyway, I must squee over Lucius. How can I not? Another squee is that so many people are taller than Daniel Radcliffe. Yeah, baby! But let's talk more about Lucius, shall we? Rawr.

Now I just need for Resident Evil: Extinction to come out on DVD. (I've heard it's not all that, but I don't care. It's a must have for my collection.)