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Sep. 28th, 2009

Worth

Now Available

Please be aware that a new oneshot has been added under Final Fantasy.

Title: Worth

Pairing: Balthier/Vaan

Summary: They don't see his worth, it's clear, so he leaves. Someone comes to regret such haste.

May. 30th, 2009

VMS

Now Available

It's that time of the year again, and though I managed to have nothing last year, the tradition continues this year. Thus, an offering.

Title: Vanquishing Mary Sue

Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Mary Sue, Nimby
Warnings: Idiocy

Summary: A potentially amusing little fanfiction story masquerading as interactive fiction. Voldemort has been vanquished, but yet . . . Mary Sue remains.

Please see the details page for how to play.

Jan. 3rd, 2009

Update

Nimby would like to inform everyone that during the Great Editing Spree of Early January 2009, Forsaken has been flogged mercilessly with wet noodles until it begged. Copies at Grazhir and the Pit of Despair have been updated. Also, the PDF copy available at Grazhir has been redone to reflect these changes.

Mostly it was just minor editing for consistency, stomping on redundancy, de-awkwardizing some dialogue, and stuff like that.

Oct. 24th, 2008

Oneshots

Now Available

Please be aware that a new oneshot has been added to the collection:

Title: Crack-o-Ween

Characters: Harry, Voldemort, random people who don't need names
Warnings: Crackfic, deaths

Summary: For Halloween. Someone has leaked information about Potter's life to the muggles.

Oct. 20th, 2008

Oneshots

Now Available

Please be aware that a new oneshot has been added to the collection:

Title: Twue Wuv

Pairing: Harry/Voldemort
Warnings: AU, crack, deaths

Summary: Once upon a time, something went 'splodie and the universe banged into existence. And then we fast-forwarded to James and Lily at Hogwarts. (Rock skipping in story form.)

Oct. 7th, 2008

Oneshots

Yeah, sorta forgot to do this.

Now Available

Please be aware that a new oneshot has been added to the collection:

Title: Er, No
Warnings: Character death

Pairing: n/a

Summary: The cliché that wouldn't die. Friendship and loyalty to the rescue.

Sep. 29th, 2008

Oneshots

Now Available

Please be aware that a new oneshot has been added to the collection:

Title: Deception
Warnings: AU
Pairing: n/a

Summary: He knew, that day, that someone had lied. A take on the cliché of wrong Twin Who Lived. No dialogue. Very compact storyline.

Sep. 23rd, 2008

Oneshots

Now Available

Please be aware that a new oneshot has been added to the collection:

Title: Iterate

Pairing: Gen

Summary: Ginny returned from the Department of Mysteries with a souvenir.  She read the instructions, but . . . she didn't read the warnings.

Sep. 8th, 2008

Oneshots

Now Available

Please be aware that a new oneshot has been added to the collection:

Title: An Incestuous Affair
Warnings: Slashy, crack-ish, OOC-ness
Pairing: Harry/Voldemort

Summary: A meeting for the betterment of the wizarding world goes somewhat awry.

Sep. 3rd, 2008

Oneshots

Now Available

A new oneshot has been added to the collection:

Title: Exposition

Spoilers: OotP
Warnings: AU, crack-ish, slashy, betrayal, character deaths

Summary: Getting lost in the library is frustrating, but also inexplicably rewarding. So to speak.

Notes: This was inspired by (of all things) chapter two of Convergence. It's not exactly funny, though it is flippant and slightly cracked. Light on dialogue. It's just, you know, one of those odd ideas that pops up. Very quickly done, so I've not spent any time obsessing over plot holes or details. It's definitely not serious.

Sep. 1st, 2008

Oneshots

Now Available

A new oneshot has been added to the collection:

Title: Pyrite

Pairings: n/a
Warnings: n/a

Summary: Harry learns something about purebloods, and his father, which rocks his world. And not in a good way.

Notes: Just an idea that popped into my head as I was trying to get to sleep earlier.

There is a PDF version available for those who like to collect them.

Feel free to comment here, or by using the review options at Grazhir or *cough* the Pit of Despair.

May. 3rd, 2008

Persequor

The final chapter, Divinitus, is now available. Also available is a PDF copy of the story in full.

Apr. 26th, 2008

Persequor

Chapter 4, Inquino, is available.

Apr. 19th, 2008

Persequor

Chapter three, Enitor, is now available.

Apr. 17th, 2008

Persequor

Chapter two, Viaticus, is now available.

Apr. 16th, 2008

Persequor

Now Available

Title: Persequor
Pairing: Balthier/Harry
Summary: An AU-Crossover, wherein Harry's choice of profession after the war has unexpected effects. Cast into the world of Ivalice, he finds a new purpose and life.

Spoilers: FF XII, HP (post DH, but the details aren't the same)
Warnings: AU-Crossover, slash, bad language, mild super!Harry (sorta)

Yeah, the summary sucks. Piffle, I say.

If you don't care for FF 12.... then you don't want to be here.

Apr. 1st, 2008

Convergence

Now Available

Title: Convergence
Pairing: Squall/Harry
Status: Considered Complete

Summary: An AU-Crossover exploration into a possible evolution of the HP world to an altered redux of Final Fantasy VIII, where part of the motto is: stamp out the stupid.

Brief: This is set almost entirely in FF VIII, so if you're not interested in the game... then pretend you never saw this notice. :)

Seven chapters, and this story is presently considered complete, though... I might extend it. Dunno.

This just in: I frickin' hate FFN's policies on character stripping!!!! Nardly friggin' jerks. I hate them with a fiery passion. I don't want to use horizontal rules, damn it! Assholes.

Mar. 19th, 2008

Misplaced

First, of all the boneheaded, idiotic things they could do, this one makes me want to start sniping people from clock towers. I just realized that the Pit of Despair strips square brackets from summaries now, too! Friggin' wankers.

Now Available:

Title: Misplaced
Pairing: Tidus/Seymour
Status: Complete

Summary: A funny thing happened on the way to Spira. Forced to fend for himself in a world alien to his own, Tidus gains somewhat contradictory friends and allies.

Warnings: Slash, character deaths, gleeful canon mangling, mild sexual situations

Notes: So hey, I finally thought of something to write, eh? The muse is only mostly dead, it seems. Mosey on over if you're in the mood. Maybe within the next month I might finally have my machine back. You know, the one with those lovely hard drives with all my WIP files on it? Yeah. Death to peasants!

(It occurs to me at this point that I wish I hadn't slapped a story title over that Tidus/Seymour icon I made. I could have used the bloody thing again.)

Jan. 23rd, 2008

Infusion

Right. Infusion chapter 3, Slithering is now available. Please keep all pointing and laughing to a polite minimum, and please consider a donation to the Muse Recovery Foundation, last sighted in Milwaukee armed with butterfly nets.

Dec. 24th, 2007

OpenOffice, ClearType, PDF Alert

So, I installed OpenOffice 2.3.1, and I've been screwing around. I'm torn, really. There are two things right off the bat that I really dislike.

1. This isn't an MDI, so I have a new window for every document. With UltraEdit I can have multiple documents open and just click the tab I need (obviously, it's kind of difficult to have project files if you couldn't do that) to deal with the chapter/file I need to edit. Given that I tend to have the current WIP chapter of several fics open along with a couple of research files, this presents an issue for me. I'm used to seeing Firefox, Thunderbird, Dreamweaver, and UltraEdit on my start bar, not eleventy-billion instances of the same program. (Semagic and WinAmp minimize to the system tray to save space.)

2. Line numbering seems to be document specific rather than a global setting. Every time I open a file I have to turn it back on if I want it. This wouldn't be such a big deal if I was going by # of pages rather than lines as a general guide. I know I can convert that thinking so long as I stick to a monospace font. I just think it sucks that I can't set it and forget it.

On the other hand, I like that I can convert stuff straight to PDF without having to install Adobe Acrobat or find a plug-in of some kind, and that I can specify a separate dictionary to add words to, and of course it shows me immediately when something isn't recognized.

Of course, I've had Microsqueeze's ClearType font smoothing enabled recently, which causes some interesting issues. Generally speaking it makes screen text so much less jagged, but it makes monospaced fonts in UE look absolutely horrific (which is interesting, since Courier New in OpenOffice looks fine). I turned it off for a bit, just to see, and recoiled from the screen (such as when viewing the average web page), and to compare skipped over to the laptop (which is default). Geez, man... is that usually how crappy the display looks for text?

Anyway, I realized very quickly that having ClearType enabled wreaks havoc when trying to make icons which contain text. All the fonts seem to explode in thickness, so I suppose I'd have to keep toggling whenever I went into PSP. I realized this when I had gone in to create a 'Grazhir' icon... the Grazhir part came out okay, but any subtext was bloated... not that I could think of anything appropriate except to label myself as 'sadistic'. Honestly, that was the only word I could think of to describe me, which is really pathetic.

It also, apparently, wreaks havoc with certain games, such as Lineage II. Rick enabled it briefly and quickly found that it futzed up any underlined text in the game and made shop displays all wonky, like text breaking out of the boxes. He turned it back off, of course.

For those who are interested, a number of Grazhir-type fics have been PDF'd. At the moment we have:
1. Control Issues (file includes Snapshots)
2. Crumbling Pedestal (file includes Snapshots)
3. Disovery
4. Forsaken (file includes Snapshots)
5. Induction
6. Infinite Shades of Grey (ISG)
7. Masks
8. The Nightmare Before Bedtime
9. One Winged Angel (file includes Snapshots)

1. Choices
2. Forbidden
3. Kaleidoscope

Each can be found at the respective detail page for the story (or via the pairings lists). Look for the cute little red Adobe Reader icon, and right-click|save to download. All chaptered fics (should) have an index, so you can click straight to a chapter or snapshot rather than having to page like mad.

Biology is on the list, but as it desperately needs editing, that might be a while. Once I have the completed fics done, I'll consider the WIPs... but I dunno. Would people like that, even though they aren't finished? I know bunches of you transfer copies of stories you read onto PDAs and whatnot, so....

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